A banha da cobra

– Hi! How’re you doin’?
– Hi… Nós não falamos inglês…
– Oh, you don’t speak English?
– Não…
– So, what languages do you speak? Español?
– Yeah, a bit… Falamos Português.
– Great. Are you guys alone?
– Não, estamos à espera de uns amigos…
– Are you together?
– No, we’re straight…
– Oh, don’t worry, I’m gay, but I’ve got some friends maybe you’d like to meet. Let’s go inside!
– Oh, no, we’ll stay here waiting.
– Oh, so you DO speak english…
– Yes, we do.
– Ahahh, I see…  And don’t you wanna go meet my friends? Maybe they’re your type… I’ll get you a drink!
– We don’t think so…
– Am I your type?
– No. Look, actually we’re just here for a while to dance a bit with our friends.
– Oh, great! So I’m going with you..
– Oh, there’s our friend. We’re going away now. Bye.

 

E lá ficou o moço, frustrando-se na sua tentativa de engate num bar gay.

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